Saturday, January 20, 2007

Whacha Talkin' 'bout, Bruce Willis?

Bruce Willis is cool. I like him. When I was a kid, I wanted to be him. I watched Moonlighting, and didn't care that they didn't have new shows. It was always good. Even the re-runs. And when Die Hard came out? Wow. That was wicked. I even liked Hudson Hawk. I think I was the only one that saw it in the theatres. So with a new Die Hard movie coming out? I figured I'd write something about him.

I just noticed something about Bruce Willis. He’s been in a bunch of movies where he’s had numbers in the title. Check it out yo:

1. Loaded Weapon 1 (un-credited appearance)
2. Look Who’s Talking Too
3. Die Hard 3: With a Vengeance
4. Four Rooms
5. The Fifth Element
6. The Sixth Sense
7. Lucky Number Slevin
8. Billy Bathg8 (or Blind D8)
9. The Whole Nine Yards
10. The Whole Ten Yards
11. ---
12. Twelve Monkeys (or Ocean's Twelve)
13. ---
14. ---
15. ---
16. 16 Blocks

Is this a coincidence? I've also thought of possible titles for future Bruce Willis films. They are: "The Eleventh Hour", "Friday the 13th - Part 13", "Four Teens, One Adult", "Louis XV of France"?

[pause]

Jeez, I gotta get a life.

8 Comments:

Aimee Mangez said...

Four teens and an adult? That sounds like a movie he is hoping WON'T surface on youtube!

Ummm...where's the mangez update. You found time for Bruce willis?

January 20, 2007 4:28 PM  
polyergos said...

Oh it's there young lady. It's there...

January 20, 2007 4:29 PM  
Aimee Mangez said...

Whoops! I stand corrected. Guess I didn't refresh.

January 20, 2007 4:42 PM  
Toby said...

Four 19 y/o and one adult...

January 23, 2007 6:33 PM  
Ms. Maizun said...

You know...I like Bruce Willis too. I get the impression it's kind of uncool to like him but hey...after the photos from Damon's wedding surfaced with me playing the air guitar to Prince's Purple Rain, it's pretty clear to everyone that I'm not cool!

I saw 16 Blocks recently and thought he was quite good.

January 24, 2007 11:55 AM  
polyergos said...

toby: yeah that's what i meant. really. it was a family movie.

cynd: I think for a time there, it was uncool to like him. It started with Hudson Hawk up until just before Pulp Fiction. It's okay though. Bruce eventually figured it all out.

January 25, 2007 11:21 PM  
Candace said...

I like BW, too. He cracked me up when Letterman commented on his shaven head once and BW responded that it was "the combover of the 90s." ^_^

Are you serious about that Firefox GuTTer MuNKi thing?

February 09, 2007 11:23 PM  
polyergos said...

What Firefox GuTTer MuNKi thing? You mean when you type it in the address bar and it pops up your site? Yeah! It really happens. Try it!

February 09, 2007 11:46 PM  

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